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[blackfire]

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[inventure]

so i'm not 100% sure but i think this moomytt is trying to court me

[blackfire]

（ sir, whomst the fuck? ）

I believe you may have been attempting to reach someone else. You've reached Itachi Uchiha.

But as to the topic — are their advances something you are amenable to or not?

1/2

[inventure]

[ wait what.




WHO THE HELL IS ITACHI UCHIHA AND WHY IS HE ANSWERING IRIS' TEXT? THIS IS? MORTIFYING? ]

2/2

[inventure]

[ .........but somehow not nearly as mortifying as the implication he might be okay with being a moomytt mate. ]

NOT! OF COURSE I'M NOT!

[blackfire]

（ is he serious? trolling? very difficult to say right now. it's an uchiha thing, go with it. ）

Then might I suggest letting them down gently?

[inventure]

[ nah this itachi uchiha guy is definitely messing with him... he has to be! ]

oh, sure, should i invite them out to coffee first then send them off with a nice bouquet of flowers??

[blackfire]

Flowers tend to be a bit ubiquitous here. You could always get adventurous with a shiny rock.

[inventure]

you sound like a real pro
you must turn moomytts down all the time

[blackfire]

Was it so obvious?

[inventure]

a total heartbreaker! maybe all i need to do to dissuade my moomytt is to tell them i know you
i can be guilty by association

[blackfire]

You are welcome to try.

Now, who are you exactly? One of our newcomers, I presume.

[inventure]

what makes you say that?

[blackfire]

I appreciate the attempt at being cagey.

I have been with the Ximilia for a year and a half, since its third mission. I keep track of people, and you are not known to me.

（ can he say a single normal thing.

no. ）

[inventure]

[ honestly, it was more that iris wondered if there was anything about his demeanor that screamed TOTAL NEWBIE, so it's kind of comforting to know that's not the case here.

(not like those things are mutually exclusive, but let him have this one ok?) ]

i got to the station a couple of days before we were sent here
i'm iris

[ oh, wait, the guy had given him his whole name, hadn't he? maybe? ]

iris black

[blackfire]

This is not the easiest first mission to acclimate to. They are not always so dire as this.

Do you have any questions I may be able to assist with?

[inventure]

oh... you know i can't think of any off the top of my head
but thanks, though
that's real nice of you to offer

[blackfire]

It's efficiency, not nicety.

But you are welcome.

Contact me again if you require... courtship advice.

（ big 'dr snakes' energy comin' thru here. ）